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All Hail Trump! New Director to define American culture
Trump’s newly handpicked Kennedy Center board of directors unanimously elects Trump chairman
Donald Trump to Receive Special Kennedy Center Award!
Buy your tickets to the event on TrumpSocial. Note that Director Trumps expects sustained applause and the first audience member to stop clapping will be arrested.
Upcoming Events at the Trump/Kennedy Center for the Arts
Our new director, Donald Trump, knows more about arts and entertainment than anyone! The culturally-purified, winning 2025 Season at the Trump Center has been announced and it is the very best and biggliest American shows like no one has ever seen. Performances, which are expected to sell out and have crowds like you’ve never seen, include:
- Daughters of the American Revolution Pledge of Allegiance Prayer Pie Contest and Loyalty Oath.
- “We’re All Afrikaners Now!” A celebration of our White African Heritage and support for those afflicted by the wave of anti-Christian and White people racism that has made refugees of the master race. We shall overcome!
- Trumpets for Trump–A musical Presidential Tribute featuring the Von Trump Family Singers.
Is this parody?
Many readers are confused as to whether this website is real or a parody. Until we are arrested for anti-MAGA activities and the website is taken down, you will never know.
Pride
A new generation of Trump-supporting patriots is embracing the term dipshit. “People used to use it as an insult,” says spokesperson Scott Baio. “But thanks to Trump, we are proud to be dipshits.”
Banned: The following poem has been condemned by the Musk/Trump presidency and will be eliminated
Elon Musk is a fascist soul, and a fascist soul is he
With unmatched loot and a Nazi salute, he dances on TV
He bought a lump named Trump just to take a dump on our democracy
But what does the richest man on Earth want from you and me?
He wants us to know he runs the show and this is his country.
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